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BONNEYLAKE ,Washington
United States

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Education: High school
Real Name : MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ
Location : United States
Occupation : RETIRED INVENTOR
MEMBER SINCE: Aug 02 2007, 12:06 pm
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I LIKE SOLVING THE SO-CALLED IMPOSSIBLE, LIKE MY SOLVING PROBLEM OF STOPPING HURRICANES FROM TOUCHING LAND,OR FRESH WATER PLANS THAT OTHERS NEED. FIRE SOLVING PROBLEMS. TORNADO PROOF HOMES, SOLVING OBESITY WITHOUT MUCH EXERTION, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO STOP FLOODING AND MY FAST FLOOD PLAN, IN WHICH TEXAS WILL IMPLEMENT FOR THE NEXT FLASH FLOOD.I LIKE HELPING OTHERS WITH LESS STRAIN, BY USEING MY BRAIN.

MY CATS==HALF CATS/ HALF LYNX, WARRIORS ALWAYS ON THE ATTACK OR SLEEPING. OUTSIDE I FEED THE SQUIRRELS, BLUE JAYS, JITTER JAYS, DOVES,CROWS.( CROWS KEEP OTHER BIRDS LIKE FALCONS, EAGLES ETC. THEY FLOCK CIRCLING THEM UNTIL THEY LEAVE). I COLLECT FILMS= VHS. I HAVE OVER 15,000 UP HERE AND 35,000 SOUTH OF HERE. LAZY, MOODY,LITTLE FAT IN THE BEER BELLY ONLY. LIKE TO GAMBLE SLOTS. IF YOUR A HEAVY GAMBLER, BUY A MACHINE AND GAMBLE AT HOME.

IN 2000 I CAME UP WITH A GLOBAL PLAN TO SAVE MANKIND . I GOT A COUPLE OF OLE WAR BUDDIES THAT WENT TO WORK FOR OUR GOVT. AND THEY TOOK MY PLAN TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO HAVE IT CHECKED FOR FEASIBILITY ON THEIR COMPUTERS AND IT CAME BACK IF THIS PLAN IS'NT IMPLEMENTED THEN HUMANS WILL NO LONGER EXIST ON EARTH BY 2050. MY INVENTIONS ARE FOR THIS GOAL.MY MOTIVATION IS BEING ALIVE.

ONLY ONE==MY MOTTO==HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY===

INVENTIONS=,FINGER LIFT, TSUNAMI PROTECTOR, OBESITY,TORNADO, TYPHOON AND HURRICANE PROOF HOMES, FRESHWATER PLAN= INWHICH AUSTRALIA IS IMPLEMENTING AT 2.2 BILLION. FAST FLOOD PLAN, THAT TEXAS WILL IMPLEMENT NEXT FLASH FLOOD, CONTAINING FIRES IN 24 HOURS. KILLING A FIRE AND SMOKE WITHOUT WATER OR CHEMICALS AND AT THE SAME TIME, THINKING, KILLING HURRICANES OR STOPPING FROM TOUCHING LAND +

GAMBLING SLOT MACHINES== BUY WHAT YOU WANT AND TRANSPORT THEM HOME. ONE KEY FOR DOOR IN BACK WHERE MONEY FALLS WHEN YOU EENTER YOUR CASH. PUT THE KEY FOR EACH SLOT MACHINE IN YOUR SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX AT THE BANK. PUT YOUR CASH IN, WHEN YOU WIN IT RACKS COINS AS CREDITS AND YOUR CASH YOU PUT IN GOES TO A LARGE BOX THAT WILL HOLD $50,000 IN QUARTERS. THIS WILL BE YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT WHILE YOU ENJOY GAMBLING AT THE EXPENSE OF A LITTLE ELECTRICITY.

YEP

SELLING MY INVENTIONS +. THIS IS EXPERIMENTAL FOR ME. THIS STATE WONT LISTEN TO MY IDEAS, BUT OTHERS DO. LIKE NOW I SENT THE GOVERNOR A TRANSPORTATION OFFER FOR $500,000= IT TAKES TRAFFIC OFF HIGHWAYS, SAVES ON GAS, ACCIDENTS,CROWDED HIGHWAYS ON TIME FOR $5.00 EACH WAY=APPROX. $100,000. PER DAY.EDUCATIONAL PACKAGE. NO OVER CROWDED IN ANY SCHOOLS, LESS TAXES,CHILDREN SAFETY.

OOOJAY has 42 colleague(s)




My Comments

From: OOOJAY
Aug 20 2008, 8:25 pm
FAST FLOOD RELIEF PLAN with caterpillars, clear ground 100 yards by 100 yards 70 feet deep on one end to surface. for large floods make 10 ponds this size around the flood. at same time with bull dozers cut a trench the depth of the deepest part of flooded area and with of the blade width from each pond to within 10 feet of flood. when all is done, use steam shovels to dig out the trench downward half of the depth. when water levels off dig out rest of trench to the same depth of trench. when flood is over lay 8 inch pvc plastic pipe in each trench and cover with dirt. for near rivers put 90 degree elbows and pipes then drain cover, then bury pipes. to stop rivers from flooding in the future. my suggestion is a pond for every 4 miles. since its fresh water.




From: Roman
Aug 12 2008, 10:57 am
Jay all I have to say is, dooloodoolooodoolooodoooloooo (the musical theme from the "Twilight Zone"), You understand what I am eluding to, don't you? Best of lucky buddy!




Jul 20 2008, 12:33 pm
Hi OOOJAY, to reach someone from goverment choose google and Präsident and Austria. also Wirtschaftskammer Wien.
Regards, Peter




From: Kristen
Jul 14 2008, 3:54 pm
Hi Jay!

Here's a link to your "Steps" blog:

http://www.inventube.com/OOOJAY/view_blog/113/




From: OOOJAY
Jun 16 2008, 9:58 pm
geewhiz@wildblue.net IS MY DIRECT EMAIL FOR MY FLOOD SOLUTION. IT DELETES FLOODS FAST/SAFE AND COMPLETE AND PREVENTS THEM FROM EVER HAPPENNING AGAIN IN THE IMPLEMENTED AREAS. OOOJAY




From: Kristen
Jun 09 2008, 7:19 pm
Hi Jay,

Here is the link to your "freshwater blog" http://www.inventube.com/OOOJAY/view_blog/114/

Also, to post a poll, click "post items", then click upload poll.

You're then all set!




From: Kristen
Jun 03 2008, 11:31 am
http://www.inventube.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48

Scroll all the way to the bottom where it says "edit content" and you're all set!




From: OOOJAY
May 30 2008, 1:11 am
THIS IS THE LINK FOR THE FIRST STEP TO DELETE GLOBAL WARMING. http://www.socyberty.com/Activism/First-Step-for-the-Solution-to-Global-Warming.103109




From: OOOJAY
May 24 2008, 8:50 pm
www.service@stumbleupon.com IS A GOOD SITE WHERE YOU CAN JOIN AND BE A PART OF A FRIENDLY CLUB AND VISIT 1000 WEB SITES AND LINKS FOR MOST EVERYTHING THEIR IS TO OFFER AROUND THE WORLD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DOWNLOAD THEIR LINK AND EACH TIME YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT JUST CLICK ON THEIR LINK. ENJOY I DO.





From: fpizzolo
May 01 2008, 9:49 pm
Hi Jay,

My name is Frank. Glad you stop by to say hi.
I only want to sell or lic my fishing invention. you want to save the world.. Good luck buddy.

Frank




From: afstrom
May 01 2008, 3:23 pm
Hi Jay,

Thanks for the comments. I said that your inventive plans are on a higher level than the one I work on. I wish you success and best of luck

Regards

Oscar




Apr 27 2008, 10:27 am
Hello JAY,

Thank you very much and nice to met you here.

I've seen your patent, Congratulations to you too.

Roberto




From: OOOJAY
Apr 10 2008, 10:38 am
http://www.socyberty.com/Activism/First-Step-for-the-Solution-to-Global-Warming.103109 THE MORE PEOPLE THAT REALIZE THESE FACTS AND START DOING THIS WILL HELP ALL LIFE ON EARTH.




From: OOOJAY
Feb 03 2008, 8:41 pm
I ALSO HAVE A FAST FLOOD RELIEF PLAN THATS BEEN PROVEN BY EMERGENCY WATER PLANNING DEPARTMENTS IN SOME CITIES AND IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENTED. THE RESULTS ARE=DELETE FLOODS FAST AND SAFE AND STOP FLOODS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN WHERE IMPLEMENTED. THIS FAST FLOOD RELIEF PLAN IS FOR SALE STARTING 2-5-2008 FOR $35 MILLION TO START MY GLOBAL WARMING SOLUTION.




From: OOOJAY
Feb 03 2008, 8:28 pm
I HAVE JUST SOLVED OUR PROBLEM. GLOBAL WARMING SOLUTION NOW EXISTS. I'VE ALSO FOUND OUT THAT N.A.S.A. IS TRACKING A LARGE OBJECT HEADING TOWARDS EARTH, THE GOOD PART IS THE OBJECT IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH HALEY'S COMET.ITS ALSO TIED IN WITH THE EVENTS KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING OF WHICH IS CAUSED BY A ADVANCE TECHNOLOGY THAT MAN HAS'NT ACQUIRED YET. MY SOLUTION WILL TAKE ALL NATIONS ON EARTH TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE TEAM. I HAVE ASKED FOR A GRANT OF $5 TRILLION FROM AND FOR THE USA TO START THIS PROJECT.




Sep 23 2007, 4:13 pm
Hello OOOJAY: Some of your ideas are great in print. Too bad you don't know anyone that wants to reap one hell of a reward by buying our patents and producing the Repair Sleeve. It will be utilized in every violation here and abroad in Stopping fire in its tracks before spreading from store to store or office to office. Common sense shows you exactly what it is. Look at the video or request it and I shall forward you a DVD for your consideration - only if you might know an investor that wants to gain financially with its purchase. Thanks, Gene Miller, Inventor




From: OOOJAY
Sep 16 2007, 12:21 pm
MY NEWEST IDEA IS THAT WHEN AN ITEM IS ADDED TO VEHICLES, THEN YOU TRY TO DAMAGE THE VEHICLE, THIS ITEM PREVENTS DAMAGE,== NO DENTS= ITS IN THE RESEARCH STAGE NOW, BUT THE ITEM HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN TO PROTECT AFTER APPLICATION TO SOME EXTENT, I ALSO HAVE REDESIGNED A RECREATIONAL VEHICLE TO CARRY A TRUCK, + SO ONE CAN GO ALMOST ANYWHERE WITHOUT RELOADING OF FOOD, WATER, FUEL AT LEAST 30 DAYS. STARTING PRICE $60,000. ON PAPER NOW=RESEARCH. WE NOW BELIEVE THAT MY EXPERIMENT IS FOR THE DELETION OF THE BEAMS THAT ARE USED AROUND THE WORLD. ITS UNDESTRUCTABLE AND MY BELIEF TENDS TO BE USED OVER THE BEAMS TO REVERSE THEM AGAINST THESE INVADERS AND IT WILL DISINTEGRATE THE BEAMS AND RICKASHAY WITHIN ALL OPEN AREAS, BUT ONCE DESTROYED WE HAVE TO FLOOD THE OPENINGS AND POUR THE MINERAL IN IN HEAVY QUANITY. PLUS OTHER OPENINGS?




Aug 09 2007, 5:53 pm
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From: Kristen
Aug 09 2007, 5:48 pm
OOOJAY,

I encourage you to use our forums, you will reach out to MANY more members on InvenTube. Click the "Forums" button on the top orange menu, and begin networking!




From: OOOJAY
Aug 08 2007, 10:32 pm
EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED TO BUY PATENT OR LEASE THE INVENTION == geewhiz@wildblue.net THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND INVENTION ON EARTH. BY PRESSING 4 BUTTONS YOUR ABLE TO ROTATE TIRES, CHANGE YOUR OIL, BEARINGS OR ANYTHING ELSE, + WARM UP YOUR VEHICLE OR CHANGE YOUR TIRE. PRESS 4 BUTTONS AND DOWN IT GOES. GET A FLAT PRESS A BUTTON, GET YOUR SPARE AND AIR GUN. PULL YOUR AIRLINE OUT FROM YOUR WHEEL WELL HOOK-UP ZAP OFF YOUR LUGS, CHANGE TIRES, ZAP ON LUGS, UNHOOK AND GIVE LINE A LITTLE JERK AND RETRACTABLE SPINDLE RETRACTS AIRLINE. PUT FLAT AWAY.PRESS ANOTHER BUTTON AND YOUR ON YOUR WAY. 2 RESEARCH COMPANIES SAID THAT AT $250 ABOVE COST FOR WHOLE PLANET. PROFIT WOULD BE $1.9 TRILLION IF YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT COUNTRY TO BUILD THEM FOR YOU. THEY CAN BE SOLD AT AUTO PARTS STORES, SAM'S CLUB, SEARS, MONTGOMERY WARDS ETC.




From: OOOJAY
Aug 08 2007, 10:29 pm
JUST THINK A FLAT TIRE, JUST PRESS A BUTTON THAT WHEEL GOES UP . GET OUT YOUR SPARE AND AIR GUN. PULL AIR LINE FROM IN BACK OF WHEEL WELL, HOOK-UP ZAP OFF LUGS, CHANGE TIRE, ZAP ON LUGS, UNHOOK AIRLINE, GIVE LINE A JERK IT WHEELS BACK. PUT TIRE AND GUN AWAY. PRESS A BUTTON AND YOUR ON YOUR WAY. PRESS 4 BUTTONS RAISE VEHICLE, WARM UP VEHICLE, ROTATE TIRES, CHANGE BEARINGS, GREASE AND CHANGE OIL OR CHANGE ANYTHING ANYTHING OR TAKE TO CHRYSLER AT $90 PER HOUR.




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